Babe come to the kitchen I made your favourite meal (oil fire)
very well, i shall smoke this “bowl” with you. but take warning! henceforth i may become quite….. silly…
her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily
to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it
your mama so birds we use to think she just dissapeared in winter but found out later about how that all worked
OP this is EXCELLENT
Now THAT’S a self care resource! If you’ve gotten distracted by capitalism’s appropriation of “self-care” and watering the meaning down to nothing this is a super helpful guide to cut through the bullshit.
me: [insert speech here], i suppose :/
the monkeys from Rhythm Heaven DS Fan Club minigame: 👏III 👏SUP👏POSE, YAY! ⬆️










